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I don’t like Taylor Swift

Not because I’m a huge die-hard Kanye West fan… Its because I don’t like her music. I mean her squeaky clean image bothers me. I don’t like people like that, it just makes me feel uncomfortable. Her music doesn’t appeal to me because she doesn’t sing about real shit, she sings about fairy tale lovey dovey shit that doesn’t even happen in real life. Its like she wrote songs while watching Disney movies and reading fairytales. I don’t find her as attractive as most guys I know do. I mean she’s alright, but she’s “pretty” but thats as far as she’s gonna get with me. I’m not hating on her actual talent of singing. Obviously if she’s getting paid big money to sing and do what she loves, then she has talent. I’m just stating how I feel about her. 

(Source: theonlysolo)



Yet another love random poem (I am SO fucking lonely -___-)

your a beautiful suicide

a leap of faith to my heart

that single road I took has ended

where our two lanes merge, we start.

Crazy, this I know

How two star crossed galaxies

combine into one big supernova

and how each quasar of love, can foresee our prophecies 

Properly, I’d address you

My girlfriend, My lover

our hearts are the objects that our trust has glued.


(Source: theonlysolo)



Random ass freestyle (I wish I could record this)

Question my sanity, I’ll ask you why the vanity

I’m fucked in the membrane like I’m from Amitty

Big long gun in my pants like my name was Yosamite

White girls steady fucking me, tryna see which one can handle me

I stay cocky, grab the magnum

We smoke Novacane, explains why my minds numb

Bitch I go hard, don’t you see the outcome?

I make it Rain Man… wait does that mean I’m dumb?

Naw, I just be dubsteppin

IK reppin

High up on the Lead, in my all white Zepplin

Looking for the next bad bitch Ima just get in.

Call my weed George, cause to the planes I’m just Jet’s son.

Bad bitch with the bright idea, call her head game Thomas Edison.

Fuck it, I’m outta bars

Straps and Stars,

Bitch I must be famous, If I got everyone on my dick

when I spit my stupid shit

Here’s a bright idea, hop off my fuckin tip

so I can do my shit

No I ain’t B-I-G, but bitch I-D-O it

Back to the grind, money on cebral

skateboard rhymes, bitch your just feeble

but let me hit my pinnacle, I’ll make you feel so minimal

I’ll let you know who’s the best, without you watching the interview.

(Source: theonlysolo)



Random Wordplayin, poetic moment #2

They say be cautious of my consciences

cause it will make the weak minded nauseous

and aw shit,

this one chick everyone says that I am fucking with

seems to think that she’s a bad bitch

quit that shit, gimmie the memo, 411, the fuckin sitch

and I’ll probably rat out that fuckin snitch.

But nevermind, you loving this,

I’m not cocky, but I’m the shit

floating in this toilet bowl of life dawg, don’t flush me bitch.

I cuss alot because I think I’m part nautical

because the navy, wants to save me, and make the son of prodical

these obstacles

are nothing more to me than just hurdles

as I jump over them and pass these slow turtles

that gurgle.

And sometimes my mind just twist words, makes bars, and murders

but somewhere between the brain and the mouth the stir slows.

I don’t really know, like for really though

If its just me, or if that her pussy’s just friendly… yeah she’s a hoe.

cause she’s plowing up the gardens of the young youth

filling up her cavities, no dentistry, but that canal’s a root.

Pussy jihad, she’s a terrorist from Lebanon, more specifically from Beirut.

But if it’s Lebanon or Lebron, niggas would still shoot.

Whats best for this world? My mind.. said it with my own horn toot.

I got bars, you got nothing dust to kick with the left boot,

and ass comes a dozen, yeah thats my loot.

Fruity loops, I’m on my Tucan Sam

and I’d be shocked if I become a rapper, and get a nomi for that gram.

But fuck it. My boy said inspiration comes by the gram,

In a little baggie, so you can smoke too Sam.

But I am who I am.

Just a 20 year old man.

With the imagination of a 5 year old, damn.

And the wisdom of your 80 year old gramps.

I know half of yall niggas won’t read this

but I’m not pissed

I just wish I could get exposure for shit like this

and become a poet.

So I can go back to my school and let every teach know it

that the fuck up in class has wealth and he can show it.

So excuse the steez, swag, demeanor, whatever you call it.

Its just a spark of creativity, and my minds lit.

(Source: theonlysolo)



Love’s Contradiction

They say love can be something of a contradiction.

A word that is both very real, but elusive and mythical like fiction

Us singles see the couples, and look for love so we can fit in.

But we are just mere outcast, looking at a house we want to get in.

Seems like L-O-V-E, can be something viral

symptoms may include depression, with your mind spinning in a never ending spiral.

Then the comes the stage of denial

as those without love say they don’t need it, will the worlds most hollow smiles.

But this viral case of denial can last more than awhile. 

It may last forever, never to know what true love is.

What beholds in true love’s sight. What wonders give with true love’s kiss.

I would gladly say to a female stranger “Excuse me miss,

would you like to embark on a journey to find what true love is?”

I say true love is deathly viral.

it plays on our heartstrings as if we we’re audience to its faint recital.

Its symphonic sounds crescendos, builds and builds until its last note becomes final

and then, leaves us in its absences. saddened, distraught, damn near suicidal.

We can not idol, something so ideal.

They say a broken heart stays broken, but only love will heal.

—Solo—

(Source: theonlysolo)



OBEY MY SEXY!

(Source: theonlysolo)